Ask me anything   My name is Math. I am from K-Town outside of Washington DC. I'm 3/4 Korean, half Irish, a quarter Jewish, and 1/8 Black.

I hail from a cursed line, the O'McYamazakisteins, whose progenitor so offended the Colonel that he has doomed the male scions of the family to be half werewolf, half normal wolf. Despite this handicap, I attended Cambridge University with my best friend Isaac Newton, studying Theory of Law and Ninjitsu. After being disillusioned by the old boys clubs of European Ninjitsu, I took to the seas as a crab/Jormungandr fisherman, eventually being shipwrecked along the arctic coast.

I was taken in by a clan of Inuit circus folk, learning their ways and marrying their seven most attractive daughters. But, of course, by the late 1970's all the Inuit had been wiped out by the Finnish Robot Army.

So now I wander the land with my faithful polar bear steed, Snorlax, and my floating pickle sidekick, Eustace, righting wrongs and progressing through my Cupcake-a-Day Calendar.